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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

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